How about Girls LIVING & STRIPPING on your desktop?
Kieren McCarthy from The Register:" VirtuaGirl is the best Net innovation we've seen for a year. Basically, VirtuaGirl loads itself into your icons bar and either at your prompting or after a time lapse, a small woman appears in front of all your windows and does a little dance before walking off again.
Want to know what we're taking about? Click here to download the free software."
  Name: VirtuaGirl
  License: Free Demo (Never expires)
  Content: Girls living and stripping right on your desktop
(No credit card, No dialer, No Bullshit, Just Free Demo)
  Version: 2.16
  Size: 2.48 Mb
Download Now